Twilight-Headed

Do You Miss Us?

2010-08-26T00:00:00.000-07:00

Do you miss us? Because we didn't go anywhere. In fact, we're back to blogging!

Rain and Meadow have started a new blog called Whimsical Fic-ery, which focuses on the love for Young Adult Literature and Fan Fiction!

Ginger has a very popular and well-received entertaining (and also hilariously random) blog called Gingersnaps In The Morning.

Go check out our new blogs. And follow us while you're at it!

As for our beloved Spank... *cringes slightly* Well, we're not exactly sure what happened to her. She was last seen on August 1, 2010 in the clutches of Volturi henchman, Felix. Did he turn her into a Spankpire, or end her life? We may never know.

Never Say Goodbye

2009-12-24T00:00:00.000-08:00

*grabs new box of tissues* Okay *takes a deep breath* Twilight-Headed is coming to an end because, to quote Alice, "It's time." *shakes head, confused* Wait?! Did I just freaking quote Alice? WTH?! *inhales Jasper's calm* Okay, let's try this another way... *tries in vain to blink away tears that fall in a steady stream from my eyes, types* For various reasons we as a group have voted to end the blog today, on Christmas Eve, a la Seinfeld... before we jump the shark. But this is not goodbye:

Spank is NOT leaving the Twi-World, she is here to ~~play~~ stay. Spank remains on Twitter, and The League Mansion has not been abandoned. Those randy wolves from La Push will continue to eat us out of house and home, and, of course, my most favorite vampire (Jasper, duh) shall continue to exude his special brand of calm over me *wicked grin* Also, Spank will be unveiling a new Twilight-related blog in early 2010 that I hope will bring a fresh and fun perspective to the Twi-World. I certainly hope you'll visit me there.

I have grown so much over this past year within this special community of Twi-friends, and I am so incredibly grateful for each of you who have supported this fun venture between four friends who were joined by the love of a "little book" named Twilight. Though Twilight-Headed is ending, these friendships will never EVER end. I truly love you all.

*grabs last tissue out of the box and sings through tears* "Pick up the bags and get in the limousine. Soon we'll be away from here, step on the gas and wipe that tear away... One sweet dream came true today, came true today." *runs from the computer sobbing*

*sniffling* I'm going to miss this, truly. *glaring at Spank's empty tissue box as if it's the stupid box's fault* So, what can I say here? I love The League and have learned so much in this past year. Each one of my sisters-in-crime have brought something very special to my life. It's been an amazing experience to spread my writing wings with their support. *purposefully avoiding the obvious "Wind Beneath My Wings" segue there*

I, too, will still be around in the Twi-world. (Since I'm writing a Twilight FanFic, it'd be kinda hard to just up and leave, wouldn't it? My little FanFic home can be found at http://www.fanfiction.net/~meadowc.) I know that both Rain and Spank are thinking of creating homes for themselves in the blogosphere and I'm planning on bringing my special brand of nonsensical rambling to their doorsteps from time to time. I hope that you all will stick with us as we venture out into new beginnings. I'll remain on Twitter and look forward to the continued conversations with you, our fans. **group fandom hug**

I've said my farewell to this chapter of my life and have cried my tears. Life is about growing and changing, and I can't wait to see what 2010 has in store for us all. *looking around at the girls* We're gonna make it after all, girls. Wanna join me in a Mary-Tyler-Moore-Esque hat toss? Because if you don't, I'm gonna start to sob, and that'll kinda take away from the "Be strong, we're moving on, this is a good thing" message I had above. *humming the Mary Tyler Moore show theme and only missing a few notes because of sniffles*

I'll do you one better than a hat toss: *tosses @Little_Edward in the air once again for old time's sake*

*tears streaming down my face* I can't even begin to say how much these girls mean to me. Never before have I had so much fun while "working." For me, Twilight-Headed is more than just a blog we wrote. It's a sisterhood, a circle of friends, and for that, I am oh so very grateful. Even though I was late to the party, I've been 'talking' with my sisters here for a year now, and I know there is no way that will end.

One thing I will miss terribly is the hilarious and heartfelt comments from you all, our readers. You welcomed me so warmly when I joined Twilight Headed, and I love hearing your feedback - both here at the blog and on twitter. We honestly could not have asked for a better readership, and I thank you all. I will miss you *sobs* but I hope I'll still see you all on twitter, because I'm not leaving either.

I've also decided to pour my energy into my own blog. I haven't completely figured it out, but since I spend untold amounts of money on books (mostly young adult fiction), I thought it might be fun to have a place to talk about those books as well as the movies that come from them. So, yeah, Twilight will be a recurring topic, of course.

And, before I end up in the fetal position on the floor, I'd like to say thank you to Spank, Ginger & Meadow. For asking me to be a part of this amazing blog (because Meadow, I know you had some say in that even though you were technically retired at that point) and for helping me to find my way. I've learned so much about myself over the past months, and I owe so much of that to you three. I love you - each and every one of you. *ugly-crying deep breath* Smooches my friends.

*crying so hard I'm snotting* It has been an amazing year at Twilight-Headed, and in many ways I'm sad to see it end. I cherish my League girls and am so happy this has given us all the boost to move on in our own ventures. We've had the BEST readers ever. Seriously. I'm also not going anywhere. I'll still be on Twitter, as Ginger, will still live at The League Mansion with my girls and... I suppose it's time to share that I have my own personal blog. Yep, I've been holding out on you guys. So if you want to keep up with me and my family, you can find me at I Love Purple More Than You. I too am excited to see what 2010 brings us.

Spank, really? You said the wolves will continue to eat us out of house and home? O.o Have you switched sides?

NO, I am NOT switching teams *shudders* but they are like starving strays... I would NEVER date a dog *raises my brow at you* but nevertheless I cannot be cruel to animals.

*sighs and smiles* See? No matter what, some things will never change.

Junior League: The Final Countdown

2009-12-23T00:00:00.000-08:00

Name: Twilightish
Power: The power to fangirl on a daily basis in front of perfectly normal people I work with and not feel ashamed of doing it.

Okay, so the Junior League post on Twitrovesies got me thinking about how Twilight has changed me this past year. It has been almost exactly a year that I became a TwiFan and I remember this being one of the first Twi-blogs I started following and I couldn't help but notice that you girls have changed quite a bit too as far as your preferences go.

For example, I remember ALL of you being all about Robert Pattinson and some of you not really liking Kristen Stewart, but now things seem more balanced. Most off you have switched to different teams (Team Jacob, Team Kellan), have ventured deeper into different hobbies (Twitter, Role Play, Fanfiction) and some have even embraced the Rob/Kristen relationship and even Kristen herself (myself included).

I thought it would be fun to go back and think how we all started as TwiFans and how we may or may not have changed. Are you the same TwiFan that you were a year ago?

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sidebra: Should this be the post where we announce that Christmas Eve is our last?

sidebra with red & green tassels: I don't know. Maybe - it might be more honest that way instead of a surprise on Christmas Eve. Thoughts?

sidebra with jingle bells: I think it's the perfect platform for announcing our ending.

sidebra with mistletoe and holly: OMH, I am gonna lose it... I need another beer... *sobs*

sidebra with flashing christmas lights for nipples: **hands Spank another beer** Spank, you're bringing tears to my eyes.

sidebra with two eyes made out of coal: I am really going to f*cking miss these sidebras. I think they should be extended to Twitter.

sidebra with two turtle doves: I agree.

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I am nowhere near the same TwiFan I was a year ago. A year ago I was infatuated with the story and the idea of a love that never seemed real to me. A year ago I was also introverted, shy and anxious in my daily activities with people. A year later and I realized that Twilight "is my life now." By that I mean through this book series and putting myself out there each day for the past year I have found the most amazing friends a girl could ask for - who enrich my life daily with a shared humor and appreciation for the random, quirky side of life. I realized that I deserve a storybook love and found the strength to stand on my own and not settle. And finally through the Twiworld I found that special someone who I always believed either did not exist or surely I did not deserve. ME! In sum, I came into my own this past year and Spank, a character created for The League, ultimately became a slightly exaggerated representation of the person hiding inside of me for so long. And it has felt so good to let her be free.

A year ago I was re-reading the Twilight Saga again and again. What started as an obsession turned into being a part of a community where I have made so many great friends, many of whom I've met in real life, some of which will be lifelong friends. I have had a great time, laughed so much I cried, and loved so much it hurt. I'm proud of what we've done this past year in Twilight-Headed and the connections we've made. I wouldn't trade this year for anything.

A year ago I was thoroughly infatuated with Twilight, although I had no idea why. (Come on, it's a book about chaste vampires. I mean, really? *grin*) Like many many stay-at-home-moms I longed to discuss something other than diapers and formula. When I found the girls who later became the League, I found something other than laughs. I found that you can connect on a very real level with people who don't live anywhere near you. I found that there is a whole world of people out there who appreciate my sense of humor. I found that I was not the only person completely devastated by Stephenie Meyer's refusal to complete Midnight Sun. But, most importantly, I found an outlet for a passion that I'd thought I had lost: writing. So, while I may not be curing cancer or saving the world, I get to create new ones in my head and share them with you. I wouldn't have had the courage to do that without this blog, these girls who stand beside me, and you - our readers. So thank you. It's been one hell of a year.

A year ago I had read the Twilight saga straight through twice, and was starting on my third time. I will not reveal how many times I had seen the movie (because I lost count) but I was also keeping busy googling "Rob Pattinson" and "Twilight" on a daily basis. And then of course, forwarding what I'd found to all my Twi-hard friends. I have changed a lot in the past year in terms of my preferences (Go Team Kemmett!) and my view of Robsten (awwww). But, the thing I love best about Twilight has not changed - the community. I have loved being a part of this crazy Twi-obsessed world. I've made true, amazing friends in the process and I love meeting new friends based on our mutual obsessions. Basically, I've had a blast this past year with all things Twilight. I would not trade it for the world. Well, maybe for a night with both Rob Pattinson and Kellan Lutz...*thinking*... but probably not.

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To all our friends and readers, we request the honor of your presence at Twilight-Headed tomorrow for a very special farewell message from The League.

Captain Charlie

2009-12-22T06:11:00.000-08:00

So a while back we were working on a project and I asked the girls to find sexy pictures of some of the twi-cast men. Spank was assigned Charlie, among others *cough* 45 pictures of Jasper *cough*. My eyes popped out of my head, and not in a good way, when Spank sent me this labeled as a "SEXY" pic of Billy Burke.

Spank, I love you to pieces, but that picture of Charlie is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Was it the Captain Stubing look that got you?

I thought since Charlie loves to fish and Billy is dressed all nautical like it was perfect. Plus, I think he looks very debonair. *coughs*

All I have to say is I'm glad he's not rockin' the Porn 'Stache. Maybe he was about to audition for a Gilligan's Island remake. Or he could've been channeling Don Johnson from Miami Vice. Either way it's not working for him.

He looks like an executive of a porn company. You know, the kind you have to "audition" with him to get hired. I mean, I heard. *shrugs* I don't know.

*laughing* Okay, so this picture is indefensible. I tried. However, I am only masterful at finding amazing photos of Jackson (after all, there ARE so many). But at least I didn't try and sneak in a picture of Taybait's Junior High School picture like Ginger did!

WHAT?! That's not a Junior High School pic. Don't make me find that Jasper pic where his hair is even worse than it is now. *ducking*

Okay, normally I'm all for mocking Ginger's love of Taycob, but I have to admit that pic isn't that bad. Sure, it looks like he should be leaning against a giant "09" as a graduation pic, but it could be worse. It could be a picture of Mike "Marshmallow" Newton.

Those boots are made for... oh wait. Nevermind.

Book Jacob vs. Movie Jacob

2009-12-21T00:00:00.000-08:00

Source: twilightfansite.net

I'd like to discuss Jacob's character WITHOUT getting all sidetracked by his ridiculously well-chiseled abs. *looks pointedly at Ginger*

Ahem...So, in the books, I pretty much detested Jacob. I never once felt sorry for him, or felt like he had been used. I cursed him repeatedly while reading and could not understand why anyone was Team Jacob, or how Bella could even think about kissing him.

But, Movie Jake? Whole different story. I adored him. He was funny and cute and endearing. I felt awful for him when he tried to turn Bella away after he became a wolf. I felt awful for him when she left (although I was a little mad about the phone call). And, my heart even broke when Bella said, "It's always been him." Truly - this character that I detested made my heart break.

But, don't worry - I'm not switching teams, I'm just amazed at how Taylor's portrayal of Jacob has so intensely changed my view of the character. I still kind of hate Book Jake, but Movie Jake... well, that's different.

What's wrong with ridiculously well-chiseled abs?

The first few times I read the books I loathed the dog. The last time I read it I began to see his point of view and sympathized with him though as it pertains to the two central teams (Edward and Jacob) I am decidedly for the vampire. In New Moon I saw Jacob come to life and I really liked him. If I were a teenager in Forks, Washington I would totally hang out with a guy like Jacob and he would be much more my type than the brooding Edward.

I never quite "got" Jacob the first few times I read the books. I think I disliked him on principle since Charlie seemed to be pushing Bella to him and because (honestly) he wasn't Edward. I have to admit that while most people hated him in Breaking Dawn, I actually welcomed his perspective as a break from Edward's overwhelming self-loathing. Now that I've seen how likable Movie Jacob is, I'm afraid I might actually **shudders** welcome Renesemee's appearance as his chance for a happy ending. *shaking fist in the air* Damn you for being so likable Taylor!!

Sultry Bloody Sunday: Hot Dog!

2009-12-20T00:00:00.000-08:00

Some of you have been asking for a wolf pack video for our Sultry Bloody Sunday series. In the giving spirit of the holiday, I've made one for you all to enjoy. Happy Christmas to the dog lovers! And if you complain that it's too heavy on Alex Meraz, I will first, call you crazy because he is f*ckhawt, and second, remake the video and include this "wolf pack"

how is it that I'm a cat person but I prefer the [New Moon] wolf pack? Oh right. Cause they're hot.

I will not admit to thoroughly enjoying that. I will also not admit that I panted like a bitch in heat nor will I admit that I am really very hungry right now. In fact, I will watch it again to prove that it did nothing for me.

Storytime With Meadow: Holiday Briefs

2009-12-19T00:00:00.000-08:00

Hello readers! I'm sure that you are all terribly busy with holiday parties and present wrapping. I think it's important, no matter how hectic things are, to remember one of the true highlights of the season: drunken debauchery at the company Christmas party.

The fabulous spanglemaker9 was inspired by some Twitter fun and decided that her idea was too good to keep to herself. I'm very very glad that she decided to share.

Bella is a serious, professional, happily single lawyer. She has no idea why she should waste her time going to the company Christmas party. Will there be someone there who can convince her otherwise? (Psst... The answer is yes. So go read.) *wink*

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5588288/1/Holiday_Briefs

Kellan Klein

2009-12-18T00:00:00.000-08:00

Girls, one of my dreams has just come true. No, not world peace. I get to see Kellan Lutz in his underwear!! Squeeeee!! Okay, so remember Mark Wahlberg back in the day when he was Marky Mark - in those terribly sexy Calvin Klein ads? If you're too young to remember... take a look. *whispers* It's worth it...

Well, apparently Kellan Lutz has been signed as the next underwear model for Calvin Klein! The new ad campaign will be similar to the Marky Mark one, which means I will get to see more pictures like this...

*thinking* Do you think they'll put Kellan in his Calvins blown up on the sides of buildings, like they did with Marky Mark? Hmmmm....*thud*

Rain, I'm so happy for you! *wonders if Taycob will do an underwear ad after he turns 18*

There will be an increase of the car accidents in Times Square when all the female drivers (and a handful of male ones) look up and see Kellan Lutz in his skivvies.

Oh Spank, that's a good point. I could encounter a billboard or something while driving. I need to be prepared. *runs off to pack extra panties in my car*

Just a handful of male drivers, Spank? Have you ever been to New York? The only way he'd get a bigger response is if he showed up naked in Key West.

Creepy Merchandise: Wolf Wear

2009-12-17T00:00:00.000-08:00

source: hot topic

I SOOOOOO need this.

Wolf ears? REALLY? *rolling my eyes* Why doesn't Hot Topic just sell a tee with tan abs painted on it and be done with it?

Does the vampire hoodie come with built in air conditioning?

I don't believe so. It's supposed to make you hot.

Or maybe Hot Topic should make an Emmett hoodie with grizzly bear ears and fur. And an Edward one with a mountain lion tail. I mean, if they're going to put wolf ears on a hoodie, why not keep on going with the ridiculous?

Should Jasper's come with a blood stain on it?

I always pictured Jasper as very neat eater. True southern gentleman and such.

Junior League: NewMoonward

2009-12-16T00:00:00.000-08:00

Name: Bella Cullen
Superpower: the ability to self deprecate inordinately and not have Edward ask for a divorce

First of all, I want to thank you ladies for the opportunity to talk about something that has really been weighing on my mind. The League is part of my extended family, and I can't think of a better place to talk about this. I....went to see the new movie based on my relationship with Edward...or "saga," if you will. Morbid curiosity always gets the better of me...obviously. I was prepared to be absolutely devastated all over again, reliving the worst months of my life....October....November....December. What I wasn't prepared for...what nothing in all of my experience could possibly have prepared me for....is what they did to poor Edward's face in "New Moon."

Why, @HolyGod, WHY is he wearing crimson lipstick?? I thought it was bad in the first film, but it was like the makeup department went out of their way to make it look freshly applied in every scene. The more disturbing part? It seems to change with his mood. I like to think of him as "mood ring NewMoonward." In the beginning, the lipstick is nice and red because he's happy(?), and then turns into a more brooding crimson when he needs to leave...me. In a surprising turn, when Edward shows up under the clock tower in Volterra, the lipstick has been removed entirely and replaced with some sort of tan, ashy powder. Does depressed Edward lose all color in his lips? Is this the secret to reading Edward's mind, his feelings, because if so I could have used this tip like six years ago. Or is the makeup department trying to make me punch through the seat in front of me? Because I can actually do that. This was an extremely difficult period in my life, and then I have to sit and watch Edward depicted this way. Do they KNOW he's still around? He didn't die in Volterra. They could have visited us and maybe, I don't know, looked at him! Also, are they clear on the fact that he's a vampire? Truly? Because part of being a vampire is the fact that you NEVER CHANGE! Edward's hair never changes, his skin is always hard and cold, he always looks flawless, yet, somehow..someway..he's a disheveled hot mess with tan lips in Volterra? No amount of brooding can change his appearance--HE'S TRIED!! *shaking my head* Sorry, ladies, I got overemotional. I hope I could set the record straight a bit.

Your friend,
Bella Cullen

If Edward's lips change colors with his mood who wants to place a bet that Jasper is behind ever changing the crimson red lips...?

Think Alice makes Jasper change it so that his lips always match his outfit?

I thought it was because he hadn't eaten lately - like his lips were stained red normally because he drinks blood, and he hadn't eaten much due to his heartbreak. But, then his eyes would have been black... and they weren't. Yet another #fail for Suckmit!

And Bella, could you please tell us if the real Edward's chest is hairy? Or if his nipple is wonky? Because I put those things in the #fail category as well.

Oh yes, Rain! Edward's hairy chest is just one more reason why I'm Team Jacob.

Psst... Rain, quit trying to make sense of the poor makeup choices. These are the same people who approved the aforementioned wonky nipple.

IMAXimum Eye Candy

2009-12-15T00:00:00.000-08:00

*reads article about Eclipse being shown on Imax theaters and takes a deep calming breaths so as to no faint* Let me get this straight... I am going to see Jasper Whitlock Hale fighting in the southern vampire wars alongside Maria on a monstrously sized screen with higher resolution than your standard movie theater? *runs to buy plastic sheeting to protect my theater seat* Okay, I think I'm ready.

Dammit! Why did they have to replace Victoria? Can you imagine the epicness of my girl-crush with her on IMAX? Any chance they'll play New Moon before it? *swoons*

I like how the article questions whether or not the fanbase will line up to see Eclipse on an IMAX screen. "Those giant screens are made for spectacle, rather than teenagers standing around looking pale." Clearly the writer of said article does not understand the power of pale and sparkly. Seeing Edward and Emmett standing around looking pale IS spectacle.

*cough* Jasper is spectacularly pale. *cough*

Wait! I just realized... The meadow... Edward begging Bella to sleep with him... GAH! Any chance they'll rewrite the script and she'll agree? Huh?

A 7 story Taycob shirtless???!!! *thud*

PDA, we mean PSA

2009-12-14T00:00:00.000-08:00

Typically when I get on my soap box it is to demand that everyone follow Jasper Hale who has an online presence on Twitter. Speaking of which, did you follow him yet? No? I'll wait until you are done. Okay, you followed him? Good. Thanks. *smiles* Moving on...

Because today I want to get on my soapbox about something even more important than Jasper Hale reaching 1,000 followers by New Year's Day. Today I want to ask each of you to watch a short video about the ONE organization and all the good work they do to bring awareness to global poverty and injustice. And if you need a Twilight-related reason to watch, it features Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Nikki Reed and Ashley Greene. So watch and be moved to do something to help end global poverty. Global poverty effects us all.

Psst: ...and *cough* follow @CullzJazz on Twitter. kthxbai

Yes, this message is very important and a cause very near and dear to our hearts. Please overlook the fact that Ed *gag* Westwick is in this video.

You know, without the bad wig and that constant "I just ate a lemon" look on her face, Nikki Reed isn't bad looking.

I cant' tell you how much I love this - seeing members of the Twi-cast in a One Campaign video makes me proud to be a Twi-hard. It also makes me want to ~~bang~~ meet Kellan even more than before.

So what you're saying is you want to become "one" with Kellan.

Sultry Bloody Sunday: Vampire Madness

2009-12-13T00:00:00.000-08:00

*shivers in a good way while my still beating heart pounds out of my chest* Is there anything sexier than a vampire? *shakes head no, grinning wickedly*

Depends on the vamps. I like certain non-venomous vamps that don't sparkle, but if we're in the Pacific Northwest, I'm the wolf girl.

*ignoring Ginger* Noooo Spank, there is nothing sexier than a vampire. They all seem to have the perfect blend of f*ckhawt and danger. Undead bad boys.

*nodding in awe of the f*ckhawtness* Be still my beating heart.

Storytime With Meadow: EARTHQUAKE!

2009-12-12T00:00:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone! I don't know about you, but I enjoy a little bit of adventure with my romance. Indiana Jones, Romancing the Stone, Pitfall Harry... Okay, so maybe there was no romance in Pitfall Harry, but you get what I'm saying. Somehow a mysterious and dangerous setting makes the romance that much sweeter. So, for today's recommendation I give you "EARTHQUAKE!" by Thallium81.

The premise is that natives kidnapped our poor protagonist, and so a very well know doctor of archeology comes to the rescue. There are lots of chases and narrow escapes. This isn't some deep exploration of the human psyche or even a deep exploration of Bella and Edward. It's just plain FUN.

I mean, come on, wouldn't you want to be trapped on an island (Isle Esme, to be exact) with Edward? *raises eyebrow* Imagine it: you're being chased by natives, unsure if you'll survive. He might be the very last person you ever see. How will you spend your last hour? *smirks*

Yeah, that's what I thought. So go read! It's complete, not super long, and I promise it'll be a fun journey.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4901076/1/EARTHQUAKE

New Moon Fail

2009-12-11T00:00:00.000-08:00

We've covered what we loved most and now it is time to dissect that which had major suckage. For me it wasn't so much a scene as it was the performance of Robert Pattinson *takes a deep breath preparing for the onslaught of hate mail*

First of all, why was Edward dressed like an old man? And where was the pea coat? @Little_Edward's pea coat does NOT come off! *takes a deep calming breath* And another thing: In the book Edward was actually a lighthearted (for him, anyway) prior to the birthday party! So explain to me why RPattz played Edward to look like he took a dump and forgot to wear his Depends undergarments to school? Y'all say Jasper looks constipated? Well I call that the look of intense pain and discomfort caused by having a near constant and burning desire to drain all of Forks High School. So, tell me, what's Edward's excuse for looking like he ate bad cheese?

Yes, can we talk about Edward's outfit for a minute? Grey pants and brown wing tips? I understand that he's 109 years old, but does he have to be dressed that way?

And, here is something that has bothered me each time I've seen the movie. What is up with the motorcycle dude? Are there really gangs of motorcycle dudes hanging out waiting for randoms to jump on the back of their bikes? When he says, "What's that sugar (or baby, or sweet-tits, or whatever he says)?" and then decides he doesn't care what she said, and drives off, I was so confused! Who does that?

And, finally, *laces up running shoes* I did not like Aro's maniacal laugh. *runs away, fast*

*sprints after Rain, laughing maniacally*

Things I didn't like:

Jacob with his shirt on.
Elasti-Sam cliff-diving.
Stupid shiny charcoal Volvo
Emo-pansy Edward
Edward's phone call that interrupts Jacob and Bella's kiss
Edward with his shirt off and freaky left nipple
Edward returns to Forks
Bella chooses Edward over Jacob

**ignoring Ginger** I agree I wasn't crazy about any of the parts you guys (except for Ginger) discussed. I mean, Edward's wardrobe was EPIC FAIL. We all know that.

What about Bella's forest breakdown? Where was the drama? Sure, stumbled around calling his name like Simba calling for Mufasa in The Lion King and yes that was sad. But where were the hysterics afterward? She really didn't look THAT different in her catatonic state than she did any other day.

What about the phone call from Rose to Edward? I realize it was an outtake but it was a damn good one.

Also, I hated how all of the Cullens seemed like an afterthought in this movie. Where was the discussion on the plane between Alice and Bella? In fact, where was ANY discussion on the plane? Was it too hard to pay for an interior plane shot so we could see Bella and Edward reconnecting? And really, VIRGIN Atlantic? *snicker*

New Moon: Scene It!

2009-12-10T00:00:00.000-08:00

Okay, so you know how you have a favorite moment (or two) from Twilight? Yes, you do. Personally, I love the baseball scene and the cafeteria scene where we see Edward Cullen for the first time. *cue goofy school-girl grin*

So I was thinking about New Moon and I have to say that my first favorite scene is where Edward pulls into the parking lot and saunters over to Bella (again cue the goofy school-girl grin). Although why he has to park like an arse and take up two spots is beyond me. My second favorite scene is the Victoria chase scene. It is so visually dynamic and the music compliments it perfectly. And, Victoria? She is amazing. My #girlcrush was pretty much solidified during that scene.

So girls, what are your favorites?

it should surprise no one that one of my favorite scenes was when Jasper tried to attack Bella. I just love how it was all choreographed and how he fought his way through Emmett and Carlisle's hold, focused only on the scent of Bella's blood. The look in his eyes, the bloodthirst... *fans self, takes a deep breath and looks for a piece of paper to cut myself with*

The Volturi Court - Aro with that maniacal laugh and his soft yet cold voice and the fight between Edward and Felix that was so freaking epic. I was so transfixed by the entire scene, I actually found myself rooting for ... *looks around, sees the threatening eyes of our readers, gulps hard...* Ummm, yeah, moving on...

Finally it was a series of moments strung together that punched me in the gut: October, November, December: the face of the broken and lost ... Bella screaming mournfully in bed ... her night terrors as Charlie tried in vain to comfort her. Bella's insurmountable pain and suffering was so well portrayed, I was both compelled to watch even as I found it emotionally draining and overwhelming to do so.

My favorite parts:
Jacob shirtless
Jacob shirtless in the rain
Jacob moving in to kiss Bella twice
Any scene with Jacob in it after he loses the wig.
All of the wolves scenes, especially those with Jacowolf.
Edward leaving Bella
Jasper almost killing Bella
Face Punch movie (especially the Wilhelm Scream they threw in)
Jacob standing in the road, forcing Edward to stop the car.
Aro's maniacal laugh. I think I'll use it as a ringtone.

Rain, I have to agree with you that the Victoria chase scene was hard-freakin'-core. I loved it. I kinda want the Victoria stand-up now. Can you imagine coming out to your living room in the morning and seeing her crouched and ready to pounce on you? Mmm... #Ihaveagirlcrushtoo

And don't even get me started on Aro. I think he was amazing. I think I'm going to put the creepy Aro laugh as my "you've got mail" notification sound. He was EPIC!

But, seeing as how I'm totally Team Edward, my favorite scene is the post-party kiss. I loved how anguished he seemed. What can I say? I'm a sucker for Emoward. Especially if it ends with a hot grunt. Oh, that grunt... Okay, screw Aro's laugh, the grunt is going to be my "you've got mail" notification. And my "you're starting your computer" notification. And my "someone signed on to AIM" notification. And my... Well, you get the point.

I see many cold showers and unanswered messages in your future.

Uuuuuuuhhhh... Spank, would you mind emailing me about 10 more times? NOW? Kthxbai.

Junior League: Vampengill

2009-12-09T00:00:00.000-08:00

This week's Junior League Member is: @SweetLikeSandi

Superhero Name: Summer Eve

Superpower: The ability to spot subliminal product placement in a
Saga film adaptation.

Are our heart rates regulated enough at this point to draw attention away from the near-pubescent boy and his pack of waxed pecs? If so, I'd like to draw your attention to the most disturbing part of New Moon. There we were, enamored with Aro's maniacal laughter, awestruck by Felix's strength, trembling with fear as if we didn't know what would happen in the Court de Volturi, and the voice-over ran through my head. "Does Bella ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?" Enter Alice's vision of a newly-changed Bella...set somewhere in Amish country where it's acceptable to frolic with Edward in calico and khaki. Seriously? The Burger King product placement outside the Face Punch theater was enough. Are they trying to market the new line of feminine hygiene products? Once our TwiMom medicine cabinets are stocked with Vampax, will we all be rushing to the nearest Hot Topic
to find Vampengill?

Sincerely,

Summer Eve

Actually, I think it is in fact a subliminal message as well -- that Edward is a douche bag for leaving Bella in the woods.

Bwahahaha! Maybe Edward and Bella of the future have developed an open relationship. I'm guessing she'd need something along those lines after a weekend with Jacob. (Okay, so I read a LOT of fanfic.)

Maybe they're actually going to market a line of modesty clothing for the Mormons. It makes sense, you know.

What, isn't that what vampires do together? Frolic in the forest wearing clothes from a film being adapted from a Henry James novel? *rolls eyes* Let's be honest, if Bella was wearing the hot, skin-tight ice blue dress that we 'saw' in Breaking Dawn, and Edward wasn't dressed like a... well, a douche, then I think this scene might have worked. Or maybe not.

Letters to Alice by Meadow Cliffdiver

2009-12-08T00:00:00.000-08:00

So, one of the things in the movie that I LIKED but feel the need to mock is the whole "Emails to Alice" bit. While I think it was a nice narrative move to help us understand Bella's thoughts, it's so freakin' desperate and sad. Why didn't she just start a LiveJournal like every other depressed teenager? Or, at the very least, why didn't she actually VENT instead of just saying "Alice, I miss you. I miss Edward. I'm staring at kids walking outside my window and thinking about how sad I am." Here are some emails I would have liked to have seen instead:

Dear Alice, today I made out with Mike Newton. Yup. That one. Tell your brother that tongue is the way to go. Bastard.

Dear Alice, I'm thinking of wearing stripes and polka dots. Together. In clashing colors. Just thought you should know.

Dear Alice, my new boyfriend Jacob is always walking around without a shirt. It's really hot. Much better than all that "sparkles-in-the-sun" bullshit.

Dear Alice, I'm considering going goth. I've dyed my hair, painted my nails black, and I found this really great website to order a coffin to sleep in at night. I giggle myself to sleep at the irony.

Dear Alice, since you can see the future, why didn't you see me getting that stupid papercut? Also, what did you wrap that box with? Aluminum foil with decorative razor-blade edges? Thanks for nothing.

Dear Alice, I just thought that you should know that I'm dropping out of school and becoming a groupie. I've decided to follow the band Phish around the country, smoking pot and sleeping with random sound check guys. How's THAT for a distraction?

Dear Alice, F*CK YOU.

Dear Alice, I'm taking Jacob to prom this year. I'll be wearing a hoodie and converse and telling everyone you gave me the outfit. Everyone but Jacob. I'm telling him you sent me the thong. Bwahahaha.

Dear Alice, I'm writing a book about the love that your brother and I shared before he threw it away. I'm calling it "Twilight." The subtitle is "Vampires Have Tiny Dicks." I've already got a publisher. Tell Edward he can have a signed copy.

Rob on a Rug

2009-12-07T00:00:00.000-08:00

Source: Popsugar

*thinking out loud* It is amazing to me how hot these cold, marble statues are.

Awww that's so sweet. All my babies slept on sheepskin rugs too.

OH PLEASE, GINGER! I know you're Team Jacob and all *rolls eyes* but even you have to admit that this is all kinds of HAAAAWWWWT.

*sigh* yeah ok. It's a little hot. Especially on those sheepskin rugs. (they retain the heat)

I am 100% Team Jasper and yet even my tongue has fallen to the floor *shakes Ginger violently, screaming* LOOK AT HIS LOWER BACK WOMAN!

*being shaken violently* Owww... watch MY lower back woman, would you?

You can see his happy trail in these pics. I heart them SO HARD. And speaking of hard...

And, truly, I love these pictures. They bring back such great memories. Rob and I have shared a special moment on a rug just like that one....

Sultry Blood Sunday: Dear Diary, today I had a vampire...

2009-12-06T00:00:00.000-08:00

You know how we're always complaining about the "fade to black" on Isle Esme? Well, perhaps you should try watching the Vampire Diaries, because I've watched this scene more times than I can count, and I'm beginning to forget all about Isle Esme...

*eyes pop open, tongue falls out of mouth* HOLY HOTNESS BATMAN!!

Wowzers that was hawt. That's the way vampire love SHOULD be with humans. Not beds and pillows destroyed and the human almost broken. *glaring at Edward*

I dunno, G. I wouldn't mind Jasper biting me a pillow or two.

Storytime With Meadow: Healing Perfection

2009-12-05T00:00:00.000-08:00

I have to admit that my first love has always been science fiction. Star Trek, Quantum Leap, X-Files, Star Wars... Now, take that love and combine it with Twilight and you have a very happy Meadow. Healing Perfection makes me an exceptionally happy Meadow.

Dr. Bella Swan is a leading researcher in genetic research. Specifically, she is trying to reverse the effects of gene therapy. She wants to "heal perfection." The best chance she'll have to do that is to work for the secretive Cullen Corp. The leader, Dr. Edward Cullen, is a brilliant but troubled man. Why is Dr. Swan so driven? Why is Dr. Cullen so haunted?

So far we're given some clues, but not enough to truly start piecing the puzzle together. Bella has a mysterious past in which she lost someone close to her. Edward has a past that he can't remember. On top of that, lurking in the background is an unknown threat.

One of my readers mentioned last week that they wished I'd review less well-known fics to give them recognition. I honestly believe that every fic I review deserves to be a huge hit, and usually I have to balance my excitement over new fics with older, usually complete or mostly complete fics so that we have something to do while we're waiting for the new guy's update.

Healing Perfection is one of the new guys, and I definitely think it deserves to blow up to "super story" status. I hope you all agree, too.I have to admit that my first love has always been science fiction. Star Trek, Quantum Leap, X-Files, Star Wars... Now, take that love and combine it with Twilight and you have a very happy Meadow. Healing Perfection makes me an exceptionally happy Meadow.Dr. Bella Swan is a leading researcher in genetic research. Specifically, she is trying to reverse the effects of gene therapy. She wants to "heal perfection." The best chance she'll have to do that is to work for the secretive Cullen Corp. The leader, Dr. Edward Cullen, is a brilliant but troubled man. Why is Dr. Swan so driven? Why is Dr. Cullen so haunted? So far we're given some clues, but not enough to truly start piecing the puzzle together. Bella has a mysterious past in which she lost someone close to her. Edward has a past that he can't remember. On top of that, lurking in the background is an unknown threat. One of my readers mentioned last week that they wished I'd review less well-known fics to give them recognition. I honestly believe that every fic I review deserves to be a huge hit, and usually I have to balance my excitement over new fics with older, usually complete or mostly complete fics so that we have something to do while we're waiting for the new guy's update. Healing Perfection is one of the new guys, and I definitely think it deserves to blow up to "super story" status. I hope you all agree, too."

Harper is Bizarre

2009-12-04T00:00:00.000-08:00

The League FINALLY gets around to addressing the Harper's Bazaar spread!

source: twilight-central.org

Why couldn't they gotten the Harper's Bazaar makeup-hair person to have done Bella's wig in Eclipse?

*grumbles* Or all the wig's in New Moon for that matter.

Are they making a statement about being green? Because that sure-as-hell looks like that dress is made from garbage bags.

I wonder if that garbage-bag dress is scented like mine are. Mmmm Vanilla.

I love trash bag couture.

Do you think he's about to drop her here and that's why he is laughing? Because that is what I want to believe.

It doesn't really matter if he does drop her. I think her dress can be also used as a parachute.

Pick a Team

2009-12-03T00:00:00.000-08:00

I was talking the other day with a friend - how we all have "picked" our own team (Meadow remaining true to her first, er, second love) and have gone with it without planning or discussing it - so it got me thinking... what drives our allegiance to our respective teams?

I think we just all steered toward the characters that we most connect on a personal level with. I, obviously, choosing Jasper: the incredibly sexy, yet tortured vampire, with tenuous self-control who - while able to control the moods of those around him - is himself an emotional wreck.

Yes, and I picked the emotionally unavailable and unreasonable God-Man. Nice to see that I don't pick incredibly self-reliant men who always think they're right in real life. Oh, wait...

How about me? I was solid anti Team Jacob until @WolfzJake came along and changed my mind. I used to skip all the parts of the Twilight Saga from Jacob's POV and when I saw New Moon, I wasn't even sad when Edward left Bella!

Rain you just need to TRY and explain why you are Team *cough* ~~Gaymett~~ Emmett.

maybe Rain likes the way he says, "duh, her name's Bella!". *snicker*

I do like that Ginger! *glares* And I also love the way he says, "Dating an older woman, huh?" I also love that Emmett likes to have fun - he may not be a man of many words, but I bet he is never boring and...blah blah blah...Let's get real, shall we? I love him for this...

*thud*

*speechless, and not in a good way*

Junior League: Twitroversies

2009-12-02T00:00:00.000-08:00

This week's Junior League Member is: Addy

Superpower: "The ability to make a Twilight reference out of literally anything."

First, I'm a huge fan and I want to say thanks for all you do to entertain me and everyone else on Twitter and your blog. Seriously...love you.

As I was walking to work this morning I started reflecting over the past six months or so and I thought it might be fun to explore all of the craziness the Twi-fandom has gone through over the past half year and potentially laugh at ourselves a bit. You know, basically a review of all of the stuff that divided us, united us, and generally helped us wait (very) impatiently for New Moon to get here. So I'm talking about things such as Victoriagate, the black Volvo controversy, KStew's hair massacre, the general David Slade fear/apprehension, the elevation of PFach to general all around Twitter Twi-God and patriarch, the day RPatz was almost mauled by rabid fans, and I could go on and on.

Thanks for making me giggle daily!!

I think ultimately what the past six months has shown us is that we've all completely lost our minds. *thinks for a moment* Oh if you'll excuse me, I need to go talk to Jasper on Twitter. It's amazing how technologically advanced vampires are these days! You can even talk to the Volturi on Twitter. *grabs her glass of Kool-Aid and walks away*

Yes, this past year has proven to us that we don't need to live in reality. Cause reality is not nearly as fun.

Good question Addy! It really is funny how seriously Twifans (myself included) have taken all the decisions to date by The Powers That Be. I can't speak for the others, but I can go through how my initial reactions have evolved into the way I feel now. For example, I remember being shocked that Summit chose to go with a different director. I was all "They can't do that! Catherine gave us ROB!" But now? I ♥ David Slade with big puffy hearts that burn with the intensity of a million suns. I mean, have you SEEN the CGI?? Guh. In fact, even Victoriagate has cooled in my mind. I was all set to hate Bryce Dallas Howard (even though I loved her in The Village) but then I've read really nice things about her in recent cast interviews. So the bottom line, for me? As long as the movie doesn't blow and they never replace Rob, I'm happy. Except for changing the Volvo. That's just moronic.

I'm still not over the Volvo. I mean, I'm starting to ~~follow~~ look at black Volvo SUVs and all, but it's just so not the same as the stupid, shiny SILVER Volvo. And, after seeing New Moon, I'm even more sad that they replaced Rachelle LeFevre because she rocked it. And she is gorgeous. #girlcrush

But, what I do love about all of this is how passionate we (and this includes all of Twi-dom) are about all things Twilight. Seriously, we are some crazy, obsessive, but truly loyal fans.

*mutters to self* "stupid, charcoal, shiny volvo" You're right. Doesn't quite have that same ring to it, does it?

Yeah Rachel rocked it... for someone who didn't have a single line in the movie and what... one line in Twilight? (wicked curve ball) I'm excited to see what Bryce can do with the role. Although if they NEEDED a new redhead I'm sure they could've gotten me to play the part for cheaper. What?

Hey, I'm not crazy! By the way... did you see that the guy that plays @Felix_Guard in New Moon has a Twitter account now? What a poser! *mixes another batch of Kool-Aid*

Supernaturalapalooza: The Making Of

2009-12-01T00:00:00.000-08:00

We've heard from some of you that you're curious how we come up with our posts and if we really talk to each other like we do on Twilight-Headed. As a way of explanation, we thought we'd just copy & paste what goes on privately between us when we're NOT writing a post. Yes we really do talk to each other this way on private threads. Yes, we really refer to one another by our pen names. No, we're not crazy. Well, at least, not entirely...

Supernaturalapalooza: The Making Of...

(behind the scenes)
(Friday night - League Headquarters - aka Facebook)

Ok guys, we agreed on the Supernaturalapalooza, so send me the MOST AWESOME PICS EVER of your favorite guys... can include Spike, Eric, Duncan MacCleod of the Clan MacCleod, etc. Just send them to my email and this weekend I'll make the new slideshow.

*squee* Duncan! There can be only one! You realize that next time I see you now I will insist that we sword-fight to the mock-death, right?

Absolutely, we'll reenact it, then rig all the lights to blow up afterwards.

Mmm... Think Adrian Paul will show up as we convulse uber-unrealistically?

Oh, I hope so. Maybe he can show us how to do it right. *snicker*

I'll send u a link to the web album for the vamp candy video in case you want to use any of those. I'll take Kellan and the Salvatore brothers. :)

How many pictures do you want b/c I seriously have a photo album of about 70 Jackson pictures and it will be very hard for me to choose and I want him to have EQUAL BILLING with Rob and the rest of those losers y'all lust over.

I want seriously the most AMAZING pics you've got. The kind that kill you, stop your heart, etc. Not like what we had with Robapalooza with just a bunch of pics of Rob. I want AMAZING.

*sheepish grin* Um, okay, so that's about 70 of them.

I feel like Kellan has too many clothes on the pics I chose. Hmm. Maybe you need a half naked Kellan?

Uh... I think we're good. *rolls eyes*

I'm assuming Meadow will take Rob. I'll take Taylor & Spike. Who wants Eric?

*mutters* Yeah, you'll take Taylor to the kiddie park.

I can't believe you asked that. :) We ALL want Eric. Isn't he the only one we all agree on?!

I'll flip a coin for Eric. Heads I win, tails you lose. Oh and I just sent you my Jackson pics. They are all amazing. I am confident you will fall deeply in love.

*rolls eyes*

Okay, I'm going to PRETEND that you didn't say "Not like what we had with Robapalooza with just a bunch of pics of Rob. I want AMAZING." *cough* EVERYTHING with Rob in it is amazing. End of story. HOWEVER, I do agree that while SOME pictures are just amazingly hot, others will cause women to spontaneously go into labor. So I'll find you some of those.

Wow. Spontaneous labor? Intense.

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(Sunday evening)

Ok guys, I did what you ~~asked~~ demanded. I took down the Taycobapalooza slideshow. *sobbing*
Since we agreed to include all our favorite supernatural guys, I now present you "Supernaturalapalooza".

*Tip: You can pause the slideshow on any picture. You might want to pause at Eric in the shower. You're welcome.

sidebra: I love the new palooza! are we going to copy/paste our discussion here or just start anew?

sidebra with padding: Either one is fine with me.

sidebra with invisible underwires: If we copy/paste, we can offer a behind-the-scenes of how Twilight-Headed works.

sidebra with sport support: That's a good idea!
BTW (butt too wide) Do you know how tired I am of having to type out Supernaturalapalooza? We might as well have called it Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious. Except then it would be about Mary Poppins and sugar helping the medicine go down instead of "getting some sugar" from Eric in the shower.

sidebra with leather and lace: Well now see, you say sugar, medicine and going down and I immediately think of Jasper so that works for me. *wicked grin*

sidebra with bows on the nips because I'm sexy AND sweet: I read that as "supercalifragilisticSEXpealidocious." Totally not kidding. I think even Mary Poppins would appreciate your slideshow, G.

Nipplegate

2009-11-30T00:00:00.000-08:00

I hate to even bring it up, but we must. We must discuss The Nipple. I love Rob and think he is one of the sexiest men ever created. But, that nipple! When he took off his shirt, there were audible "ewws" in the theater audience. That should NOT happen when Robward takes off his shirt. There is no way that Rob's nipple is so wonky in real life. So, I, for one, am going to blame Strange Nipple on Suckmit. Kind of like the bad wigs.

What exactly are you implying, Rain? *raised eyebrow, holding baseball bat*

I was talking about Rosalie and Jacob! Who did u think I was talking about? *innocent smile*

Yes we noticed the nipple right away. Even Mr. Ginger noticed the nipple. As soon as we walked out of the theater he said, "What happen to Rob's left nipple? It looks like someone hooked up a jumper cable to it!" We figured it was either a love bite or some freakishly large areola. Wait, is it called an areola on a guy?

*snicker* Apparently Summit thinks that the NIPPLE was the place that Carlisle chose to change him. I mean, it makes perfect sense to me. Carlisle was lonely, he wanted companionship, and Robward has an amazingly attractive ~~ass~~ chest. It's not weird at all. *shakes head yes*

I did not notice the nipple. I did notice the lack of chemistry between Edward and Bella. And I wondered why Rob thinks that Edward must always look like he is tortured, has something in his eye and drank bad milk. But enough about that, let's talk about Jasper... *grin*

Seriously - lack of chemistry? I didn't notice that. Maybe I was blinded by The Nipple.

Since twitter was all abuzz, our reader @twiljediknight pointed this out: "People are saying his nipple was CGI'd to simulate a vampire bite??? Seriously??? What the HALE is wrong with Suckmit?? Who the hell bit him there? Is there something we don't know about his time with the Denali clan?? Something SMeyer left out?" So Meadow did some research, and by "research" we mean "googled 'New Moon Nipple' and found Robsessed had screencapped and investigated"

source: Robsessed

Sultry Bloody Sunday: The Doctor Is In

2009-11-29T00:00:00.000-08:00

I'm feeling a little sick. Do you think he makes house calls?

Mmmmm.... Paging Dr. Cullen, I think I have a papercut I need stitched up. *fans self* I think I have a case of white-coat hypertension.

*grabs Meadows bleeding hand and holds it away from Dr. Cullen* No, Dr. C, she's fine. No stitches needed, really. Um, where's your son Jasper? *looks around the room hopefully*

*grabbing hand back and hissing at Spank* Dude, are you TRYING to get me killed? *grumbling* Sheesh, it's not like it's a crime to want some alone time with Dr. Cullen.

Um, is it bad that I really want to be Jennie Garth right now? Holy hawt, she is one lucky woman. And, I kind of hate to say this because I love Dr. C, but I think Peter is so much sexier with his long wavy brown hair and half naked self. Mmm-hmm.

Holy Smokes he's naked in this video! Was he playing doctor?

Storytime With Meadow: Mr. Horrible

2009-11-28T00:00:00.000-08:00

Hello readers! I know that lately I've been on a bit of a supernatural kick, so I thought I'd throw in something different. Some of you have probably heard of the hilarious story Mr. Horrible by Algonquinrt. If you haven't, you've been missing out. In this all-human, complete story Bella (Baby Swan) is a foul-mouthed bohemian temp who meets a straight-laced executive-type Edward (Rich Kid.) The cast of characters is diverse and unique to the Twi-fandom and the cursing is creative to the point of needing a wiki. Seriously, I found myself spewing some of it while driving and had to laugh out loud at myself.

Bella is sweet, tough, and acerbic. Edward is awkward, smart, and sincere. When their worlds collide there are sparks, both positive and negative. Can they find a way to work through their differences? I'm sure you won't have too much trouble figuring it out since Algonquinrt is planning a sequel, but I guarantee you'll enjoy the ride. I adore this crazy world Algie has created for us. I want to be friends with Rich Kid and Baby Swan, I want to get to know Granny Platt, and most of all I want a set of silver with sporks. Laurent FTW! So, trust me, go check it out. You won't regret it.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4953962/1/Mr_Horrible

We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Blog

2009-11-27T00:00:00.000-08:00

Ginger? Sweetie? We need to talk. I was innocently checking out the blog today when I noticed something... different. Now, I'm assuming it was an accident. A tiny little oversight on your part. Or maybe a little joke. Ha ha. *pointing to the right sidebar* See that right there? Where Robapalooza normally is? Yup. Gone. And replaced with what exactly? TAYCOB? *crossing arms* Explain yourself, woman. *glaring*

*growls* GINGER!!! This blog is not about underage boys! It is about barely legal to drink boys!

*elbowing Spank* MEN! They're MEN! *collecting myself* I mean, this blog is about Twilight. And we all know that Jacob loses. So take the doggie-style tribute DOWN. Or I will change our background to this:

Yes, MEN! Men who have stamina, dammit!

Damn, you guys. I thought it would take you longer to notice. And we're not a "Rob" blog. Shouldn't we give equal time to some of the other hotties in Twilight? And by "hottie", of course I mean "Taycob". Oh and I'm sure Taycob has the stamina. He's at his peak at the same time I am. See? It's perfect. Oh I think I just crossed a line somewhere.

*gagging* Ginger, we're also not a pedo blog. So the naughty jailbait pics have GOT. TO. GO.

*crossing arms and nodding in agreement with Meadow* F*ckhawt MEN, Ginger... not little boys.

He's legal in some states!

Well this blog is run in all states and *shakes my head* quite frankly it's too painful to look at.

Girls! Girls! Why can't we have both?

I vote for us taking turns. Jboneapalooza, Klutzapalooza, ButtcrackSantapalooza...

FINE. We can *gag* compromise and make a "Vampapolooza" and include ALL the hot guys from the series. Who are VAMPIRES. So sorry Ginger, dogs need not apply.

Well how does that appease me? I'm not into cold, dead things. (unless their name is Eric Northman)

*imagining Eric Northman in the shower* I'm sorry, what did you say?

In the interest of League preservation, perhaps we should have Rob one week and Taycob the next. Or just Rob. All Rob, all the time. Oh wait. Maybe we need an impartial voice on this matter?

*raises hand* I'm impartial. *thinking we just do a Jacksperpalooza since he's the only one worth drooling over*

*dropping hands in defeat* Okay, FINE. How about we do a combination "Supernatural-Being-Palooza"? *grumbling* You can have your jailbait, and the rest of us get actual MEN. And Victoria. Because she's f*ckhawt.

Does that mean I can include Duncan McCleod of the Clan McCleod? He's supernatural.

OH. MY. GOD. There can be only one.

Now that Ginger brought up Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod I vote for a supernatural free-for-all. Seriously. I love him.

.... and I love you for that!

Twi-Gratitude

2009-11-26T00:00:00.000-08:00

Ladies, it's Thanksgiving. A time to be thankful for the important things in life. You know, Twilight. What, you thought I was gonna go all Hallmark on you and talk about Mr. Rain and Baby Showers? Pshaw.

So, let's take a moment to share what we're grateful for in Twidom, besides the obvious extreme gratitude to Stephenie Meyer for giving us all of this in the first place. #suckup

Personally, I am truly, truly thankful for Kemmett's eyebrow.

Gawd, I love that f*cking eyebrow.

*sigh* Rain, I'd love to answer you honestly, but our blog's rating isn't high enough. So, since I can't give you the specific things that I (along with Mr. Meadow) am thankful for, I'll give you generalities. Rob apparently was thinking of quitting acting before Twilight. So instead of being a hippie guitar player in some pub in London for the rest of his life, he's now a mega-star. Which means I get to stare at him. Like this. *mouthing Thank You to Summit*

If you will excuse my shallow League sisters I would like to make a sincere gesture of thanks on this day. I would like to take this time to personally thank Randee Lynn and Monroe Jackson Rathbone IV for not only creating but raising such a ~~hot piece of ass~~ diversely talented man. I would also like to thank the casting director who saw fit to elevate the Twilight franchise by hiring Jackson to play the most ~~do-able~~ compelling character in the series, Jasper Whitlock Hale. If it were not for the Rathbones and said casting director we would all have to live our lives without this:

On this Thanksgiving, I'd like to give thanks to those who make my heart go pitter patter.

First off... Nathan Fillion.

I love Nathan in any role. Especially when he's naked.

And I'm thankful for Spike and all the nawty dreams he's inspired...

AND... thankful for Jace, who knocked Robert Pattinson out of my "list" completely. (notice he does NOT have a freaky-ass left nipple)

But if we're talking Twilight, I'd have to pick my boyfriend Jacob and his AMAZING body.

*thinking Jace looks an awful lot like @IrishCovenLiam and also wondering why Ginger is thankful for Billy Idol* *shrugs* You are crazy, Gingy. But I love you anyway.

I love you too Spank. Even though you kept spooning me in your sleep last weekend.

Since we're being all mushy, let me end with saying I'm most Twi-thankful for you Spank, Meadow and Rain. Without whom I wouldn't be Ginger. I love you guys.

From The League: Most of all we are thankful for you all who read our crazy blog every day, make us laugh with your comments, and make our 'jobs' as superheroes so much fun. We appreciate each and every one of you. Yep, even you guys that lurk or disagree with us. *mouthing* We love you. *wink*

Junior League: Camp Twilight

2009-11-25T00:00:00.000-08:00

This week's Junior League Member is: TwilJediKnight

Superpower: Luring ordinary women into Twilight obsessions through the use of gratuitous pictures of Rob Pattinson as Edward Cullen.

Do you think it was a conscious decision on the part of Chris Weitz to incorporate some cheesy, campy fun into New Moon to keep the continuity with Twilight? Because Chris Weitz just doesn't seem the type to do cheesy, campy fun on his own free will. He is like, a real director or something.

Which leads me to my second question: Didn't you feel, overall, that the actors felt better directed in this one? That they had real direction to work and seemed much better this time around with as opposed to Twilight where it was every man for themselves? Not hating on Catherine Hardwicke. But she is pretty laid back, one of the kids, do what ever as long as it has a blue aura. And I think that shows in both the overall mood and style of Twilight and the actors themselves.

I love cheese. Cheese makes everything better. Ok maybe not chocolate cake, but I digress. As far as the direction, I think Peter Facinelli said it best when he compared both movies, saying Twilight was done like an Independent Film, while New Moon was done like a box office hit. Plus Catherine Hardwicke has a case of severe ADD. Drove Mr. G nuts when he was working with her.

I personally loved the cheese bits, and since I now believe that Chris Weitz is a demi-god, I'm going to say he kept them in for continuity. And to give us something to talk about until June 30th, 2010. But I definitely feel the actor's performances were partly a result of better direction. They all seemed so much more comfortable in their roles - but that could be a result of them being more comfortable with each other? So maybe it is a combination of both.

Twilight was camp, especially when compared to New Moon. I think direction had a lot to do with it. I also think the actors are more comfortable with their characters. However, we have plenty of funnies to keep me going. I am already working "what a marshmallow" into daily conversation and who among us isn't going to think of flying pizza the next time we're at the mechanics?

Or how about Jessica Stanley's "My cousin had leprosy and it wasn't funny at all." Still trying to figure out how to work that one into conversations.

Well, seeing as how I JUST SAW NEW MOON and am still high on Cherry Coke and Edward, I have lots of thoughts about all of this. (Hey, Jr Leager, you asked. You have no one to blame for my outburst by yourself.) I'd like to make the following disclaimer: I adored New Moon. Seriously. It was wonderful. It was pretty, and sad, and hopeful, and suspenseful, and it had Edward in it. Are we good? 'K. Because you only TRULY mock the ones you love... *wink*

I'm with Rain. I think that the campiness was a purposeful inclusion on Weitz's part because I've decided that he can do no wrong. Except for allowing a blind wig-maker free reign on the set. But even that I'm going to forgive. What other POSSIBLE explanation is there for Alice's "Bella is a vampire" vision? It HAD to be camp. Unless she was envisioning 5,000 years in the future, during which time the machines had risen, been destroyed, and mankind reset itself without technology. In that case the fact that their clothes looked like they were hand-sewn prior to the industrial revolution would've been a statement about our reliance on technology. But without technology we wouldn't have movies and he wouldn't have a job. So, like I said: camp.

As for the humor, I LOVED the humor in this movie. I mean, Eric crying at Romeo and Juliet? Priceless. Virgin Airlines? Even more priceless. Although, sad. I mean, come on. They can give Jasper a wig that makes him look like he's been playing with forks near an electrical socket but they can't alter the script a teensy-weensy bit and have Bella hook up with Jacob for revenge-sex? Pfft.

*sets out on foot to find the wig-maker for New Moon to personally annihilate her for my having to defend the dishonor of Jasper's hair*

Tranny Travesty

2009-11-24T00:00:00.000-08:00

Oh no no no. OH HALE NO! Since when did they decide to make a tranny Jacob doll?

*laughs hysterically* Look! Jacob's a "bitch."

*Throws my Jacob candle at Spank*

I don't know, Jacob's not THAT bad. I think it's the angle. And the fact that they obviously used a female body. *snicker* I'm more concerned with why Bella looks like Naomi Judd here. Does she come with a pull string that plays "Why Not Me"?

Why does Edward's hair look like he stuck his cold marble finger in the socket?

I'm sorry, I'm still trying to get past the fact that there is a magazine called, "Fashion Doll Quarterly." *ewww face*

What? I have a subscription to that magazine. But not really.

Romance FAIL!

2009-11-23T00:00:00.000-08:00

Source: robertpattinson.org

According to this People Magazine article, Rob says "I can't think of a single romantic thing that I've ever done, I would never serenade someone to be romantic."
Why are people still worshiping him? I bet Taylor would serenade me with his "Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream" song for me.

Personally I would be a little freaked out by a serenade. Unless you do it like John Cusack in "Say Anything" and just hold your boombox or er, iPod speakers, and let Peter Gabriel do the work. And, I think I'd find anything Rob did romantic. Make me some Hot Pockets and get me a beer - that's romance to me if you look like Robward.

Romance is nice and all at first but flowers die and songs end... Hot Pockets and Beer last forever!

Exactly Rain. The guy's 23. How many 23-year-olds are out there renting out yachts equipped with a string quartet for Valentine's Day or something? Besides, if he is dating KStew what sort of romantic gesture would he need to make? "Hey love, I bought the good hash. Happy Anniversary!"

Well, you know what 23 year old guys do have? Stamina! And that goes a LONG way #ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo

yeah but the reason we fell in love with Edward was how romantic he was. Rob is his polar opposite yet we are still obsessed with him. And by "we" I mean "you."

No, I pretty much fell in love with Edward because of the prospect of having hot eternal vampire sex. Like the saying goes, Edward is good at everything. *raising eyebrow* As for Rob, I'd be willing to teach.

Sultry Bloody Sunday- The Office Video

2009-11-22T00:00:00.000-08:00

Alright gals, I know you don't really read ~~any~~ much fanfic. But if you knew that it looked like THIS, you'd probably invest a little more time in it:

Unfortunately the incredibly hot fic "The Office" that this is based on isn't on FFn anymore, but you can go to the author's blog for more info and to read the Epilogue. Or you can just keep watching this video. On repeat. Like me. Is it hot in here?

Holy hotness. I keep trying to make it to the end of this, but every time I watch I can't breathe and I have to stop and go attack Mr. Rain. He's not complaining.

Ok, I'm not even a fanfic reader (unless it's written by Meadow) and I haven't read the "The Office" AND I'm Team Jacob, but even I have to admit that's HAWT.

*prints off resume and sends it to The Office*

Storytime With Meadow: Bella Swan: Zombie Killer

2009-11-21T00:00:00.001-08:00

Okay, I have a teeny-tiny confession to make: I don't like scary movies. I can't stand the Horror genre, as a rule, and am proud of the fact that I've never seen any of the bazillion Saw movies. However, I am also a study in contradictions because I love cheeky romantic supernatural mysteries. Buffy, X Files, even Evil Dead (because Bruce is EPIC) and I'm THERE. So, despite my reluctance to touch the subject matter, I listened to some trusted Twitter sources and started reading Bella Swan: Zombie Killer. I'm in love. It's clever. It's action-packed. Bella is strong and resourceful. And you KNOW how I love resourceful Bella.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5491016/1/Bella_Swan_Zombie_Killer

The story is simple. The town of Forks, WA is under siege. By zombies. Still with me? Good. Because Bella, rather than lie down and become zombie chow, decides to take matters into her own hands. She has a shovel (which she names Rosalie) and she is bound and determined to find a way out of this mess. In the process she meets Edward, who is completely adorkable. He's handsome, he's smart, and he's rockin' the "shy genius" vibe. From the way that author Kristen Nicole describes his chunky glasses I just want to rip them off of his face and eat him up. But, you know, not in the creepy zombie way. So, if you have a sense of humor and a strong stomach, trust me on this one. Check out Bella Swan: Zombie Killer. It's just starting out and I need more people to chat about it with me! *winks*

Full Moon Review (Spoiler Alert)

2009-11-20T03:55:00.001-08:00

okay, without giving away any spoilers...New Moon is PERFECT! Loved loved loved it.
My thoughts:
The cast - especially rob, kristen, and Taylor- seemed so much more comfortable in their roles and i loved seeing that.

Special effects- YES! That, my friends, is what a vampire looks like when he, or she, runs. And the wolves- I was not disappointed one bit.

Overall, they did an amazing job of cominicating hurt and loss, while at the same time throwing in those offbeat, laughable moments that Twilight had. Those monents were just at the right time in this movie.

Billy Burke rocked it once again #teamcharlie and I was blown away by Taylor's performance. And, oh my Robward! I could go on and on but let's just say I can't wait to go again in eight hours! My one complaint? Kemmet only had three lines. Or four If you count standing there and looking fierce, which I do.

Oh and Spank, *through gritted teeth* Jasper's hair didn't look bad at all. I was so wrong about that. #cantwaittileclipse

Spank and @SweetLikeSandi flew in to see the movie with myself, @lelu2, Barb (who's not on twitter but should be) and @Anime81. We had the time of our lives. Here's my bullet points.

Eric Yorkie was crying at the Romeo and Juliet movie totally moved me.

What kind of weird ass leap over the stair railing was that of Alice's?

Not sure why Victoria rubbed mud on her face a la Buffy (or Arnold in Predator). Not sure how effective that is in camouflaging her with her fluorescent red hair.

Anyone else think Bella and Carlisle were going to kiss, when he was sewing her arm up and her hand was on his waste?

Love how Alice's inactive email address was a Mac address. Oh yes, I notice these things.

Jessica Stanley totally rocked. "My cousin had leprosy and that wasn't very funny."

Once again, I want Charlie to be my dad. Please, Charlie? How do you feel about adopting a 35 year old mother of three?

Ok, what the hell was that when Bella threw Jake a piece of pizza and it turned into a tool for his bike? Is it a magical piece of pizza? Good thing he didn't try to take a bite of it. Would've broken his teeth for sure.

Oh the irony that Bella was flying Virgin Airlines.

What was up with Bella's bruises all over her arms? Don't they have makeup for hiding that sort of thing?

Aro's maniacal laugh was a total WIN.

Aro and Marcus' sister was pretty hot. Just saying.

Ok but the best part of course is Jacob and his body with the muscles in all the right places.

However, on the way home from the movie we had even more excitement when the cops pulled us over. They shined their flashlights into our vehicle and gave @SweetLikeSandi a sobriety test. She explained that she's from out of state, tired and didn't know the roads here. The cop responded, "I'm pretty sure that anywhere you go in the U.S. you're only supposed to drive in one lane." LMAO! The cop outside the passenger side was talking to Barb. When she told him we were coming back from a movie, he asked if we saw New Moon. Barb asked him if he read the books and he said, "No, he'd rather see the movies." Oh and did I mention how HAWT the cops were? We of course #livetweeted the pullover.

I am too tired to give a review. I have been up for 25 hours and I. Need. Sleep. I will say that Chris Weitz is a genius. Everything about this franchise was elevated in a great way. Aro was amazing. I think he's my new favorite anti-hero. The vote was anticlimactic and I am disappointed in that because it was such an important part of the story for me. One more thing. The break-up scene did NOT make me go fetal, but seeing Bella's mourning the loss of Edward almost did. Kristen Stewart nailed the face of what feels like insurmountable loss. I would write more but my eyes are going to bleed and, well, I don't want to tempt any vampires walking through the valley, moving west down Ventura Boulevard.

Leave a message: The League is at the movies...

2009-11-19T00:00:00.000-08:00

After a year of waiting, wanting, no, aching for this moment it is finally upon us. At 12:01 a.m. November 20, 2009 we finally get to see New Moon and the Twi-world collectively *squees* The League share their plans for this "historic moment" and they'd love for you to share yours with them. And then, come November 21, 2009, the countdown until Eclipse begins...

On November 20, 2008 I took a 1/2 day from work and went to go see Twilight by myself. I needed to absorb it privately and get the expectations I had out of the way. I saw it again the following night and five other times after that by myself and with various friends. I planned on doing the same thing for New Moon but something stirred me and that something has a name: Ginger Swan.

Ginger channeled Alice Cullen and purchased my movie ticket before I even committed to flying to LA. Actually, she bought the ticket for me even after I told her there was no chance I was coming to LA. My clairvoyant friend knew what I did not: That I was getting on a plane today to fly cross-country to see New Moon with her and three other very dear friends while PROUDLY wearing my "Hey Jasper, wanna neck?" t-shirt. Our plans this evening will involve a lot of alcohol, way too much laughter and, yes, tears. And if anyone says an unkind word about Jasper's hair there will also be security involved. *warning look at Ginger*

You forgot to mention the tattoos. And while I didn't overly pressure you to come out here, don't underestimate the persuasive silent powers of Ginger.

*worried look* Yeah, I was hoping you'd forget that part.

Not a chance, Spank. It's gonna happen even if I have to sit on you. I also think we need to #drunktweet the event just so we can remember what we did this weekend.

You think we should #drunktweet? Girl, I am about to get on a plane having the shakes that I won't be able to tweet for four freaking hours. I am quite certain tweets will be tweeted whilst drinking. In fact, *tilts head back to finish my beer* I'm #drunktweeting right now, except not on Twitter. *looks around confused* Where am I, exactly?

While I am going to cry a little that I'm not in LA enjoying the ridiculous amounts of fun Spank and Ginger will be having, I am lucky enough to have my own group of home-grown Twi-hards living right here! Seriously, six women all within one mile of my house are all as bad as I am. Okay, maybe not that bad, but two of them own Life Sized Edwards and Twilight tees - so they qualify. Tonight we will be enjoying some Vampire wines and snacks at my homestead before heading out to see Twilight at 9pm and then NEW MOON at midnight. And? We're riding to the theater in a shiny Volvo. Sweet.

But, wait, it gets even better: Tomorrow, my TwilightJediKnight is driving hours to come see it with me again! This is the woman I ~~blame~~ thank for my Robsession. I was her Twi-Padawan and she taught me all she knew. And we haven't seen each other since the we met for the first time LAST YEAR when we saw Twilight with 17 other women (oh, and one guy who didn't mind watching Robward for 2 hours).

So, while I will be missing my League girls, I'm happy to say I have lots of good Twi-friends right here to share in the crazy with me. Squeeeeeeeeeee!!

*wonders if Rain is riding in a shiny silver or black Volvo* *snarls at Suckmit for changing the Volvo*

*uncurling from the fetal position I've been in since watching the Satellite Heart video* Lately Mr. Meadow has been trying to 'understand' my ~~obsession~~ interests and so he wants to see New Moon with me. Which is a ~~horrible~~ wonderful idea. Really. I'm thrilled. *looks at calendar* I think we'll be able to find a time when he isn't working AND when we can get a babysitter in... um... December. Oh, hell. *curls back up into fetal position*

Junior League: New Moon Deal Breaker

2009-11-18T00:00:00.000-08:00

This week's Junior League Member is: @secondglantz:

Superhero Name: Goddess of Grammar

Superpower: Ability to convert writers to the Oxford Comma, one sentence at a time.

November 20, 2009. The date I’ve been counting down to for 339 days. Conflicting emotions are raging through me as the date finally approaches: Will I be able to stop sobbing when Edward leaves me Bella? Will the wolf pack’s 8 packs turn me into the cougar I’ve been trying to deny? Will Dakota Fanning give me nightmares for the rest of my life? And which of my favorite scenes will KStewpid eff up?

One of my favorite interactions in the book is when Edward explains to Bella what his life was like without her. If when RPattz says that his “life was like a moonless night,” KStew responds by biting her bottom lip (which will undoubtedly be the hundredth time she’s bitten it in a five-minute period), I cannot be held accountable for my actions, which may or may not include running toward the screen with a pair of scissors and then going home to comfort myself with The Vamp hidden behind the ice cream.

So which scene from New Moon is sacred in your mind that you’re terrified the movie might desecrate?

I have always said that the key scene for me that they better not screw up is The Vote. Who among us doesn't want to see that all play out? I cannot wait for Edward to bellow at Bella, "No! No! NO! Are you insane? Have you utterly lost your mind?" The whole scene is a chess match ripe with fierce determination, gripping tension and even a little bit of emotional chaos. Oh, and the dog-hater in me also wants to see Edward say to Jacob, "I'm here until she orders me away" and Bella following that up with "Never!" Eat that, dog.

I really want to see Carlisle's philosophical side as he's stitching Bella up after the party. I think it not only underscores his role as the paternal force guiding their family, but it tells us why Edward feels so strongly. Hearing him say that he believes there is a God and that they retain their souls gives us (the viewers and Bella) license to imagine a "happily ever after." Which makes it all the more terrible when Edward leaves.

Oh that's right, Edward breaks Bella's heart. I guess it could be said that Edward is heartless.

I'd like to add spineless and brainless to that list. But now we're starting to sound like the Wizard of Oz...

I really want to see the part where Laurent almost kills Bella. Because then I can close my eyes and pretend the wolves never arrive, that he's successful in his quest and I'm there to comfort Jacob afterwards. *takes sip of the kool-aid*

Since I regularly skip New Moon, this is a hard question to answer... I can say what I don't want - and that is how incredibly LOOOOONG it takes Book Bella to figure out that Jake is a wolf. I'm hoping, based on the previews, that Movie Bella either figures it out quickly or just sees it happen and doesn't take FOREVER to understand what is glaringly obvious.

Yeah and I better they leave out the six pages worth of Bella thinking that she is dreaming when she sees Edward in her room after they get back from Italy. *rolls my eyes*

*glaring at Spank* I liked that part! *looking out at readers* So what part are you praying they won't mess up? What are you hoping they do? Tell us!

Vanity Fairest

2009-11-17T00:00:00.000-08:00

Source: robertpattinson.org

Did you hear that? That was the sound of my ovaries exploding. I mean, just... wow.

*steals Rob's bottle of Corona and calls the Scottish scientists at Roslin Institute to arrange for the cloning of the first human male*

I'm wearing my Scottish wool sweater today because it reminds me of the one he's wearing in the lobster-pics. If I close my eyes I can pretend that he gave it to me because I was cold after windy beach sex. What?

Oh dear @holygod, is that Rob with a piano? That picture could only be improved upon if he were lying across the piano. Naked. With me. *thud*

*rolls eyes* Well, you know, Jackson plays the piano too. *thinks of Jackson lying across the piano with me, sprints to the next 100 Monkeys show, steals his beer bottle from the stage and sends it the Scottish scientists at Roslin Institute to clone him instead*

Is that lobster bib supposed to look sexy? Cause it DON'T. Is he biting his nails? That's so unsanitary. I bet Taycob doesn't do that. And cracking his knuckles?! I guess the theme of this photoshoot is "take pictures of Rob doing mundane things." How about some more pics of Taylor splashing in the ocean?

**hands Ginger a copy of an Archie comic and Taylor Swift's CD** There, go get caught up on age-appropriate entertainment for your boy-crush and leave the Sex Bomb up there to us.

Creepy Merchandise: Wolf Packing Tape

2009-11-16T00:00:00.000-08:00

Source: Hot Topic

Uh... packing tape? For moving boxes? Is this for when husbands get tired of their wives Twilight obsession and send them packing?

Either that or it's for when we pack away all your sharp objects and have you committed for therapy for being Team Jacob.

*grabs tape and starts walking toward Ginger*

You can only have me committed if I'm a danger to myself or others. I would never hurt myself.

Choosing Jacob over Edward isn't just hurting yourself Ginger. It hurts *all* of us.

That's not the only thing in my possession that could hurt you.

If you suggest that this tape can also be used to seal bags for moving bodies I'm going to be really really freaked out. In fact, um... Team Jacob! Yeah! *fakes smile while backing out of the room*

*slowly backs away with Meadow mouthing with raised fist* Team Jacob all the way *turns around and gags*

Wait just a minute. They have New Moon Packing Tape, but not New Moon Tissues? We need New Moon licensed Kleenex for November 20th! It doesn't take a marketing genius to figure out that Kleenex with the Cullen Crest or the Wolf Pack tattoo would sell just a bit better than packing tape. *rolls eyes*

I actually think this tape is intended to wrap up and dispose of the Wolf Pack. It is, after all, Wolf Pack tape. What else could it be for?

It can be used to shut the mouths of those who oppose the Wolf Pack. Yeah, I think that's what it's for.

*runs away from Ginger*

Sultry Bloody Sunday: The Sexy Men of New Moon

2009-11-15T00:00:00.000-08:00

Since I'm having trouble containing myself in anticipation of Thursday night (!!!!!!) I thought that, instead of camping out at the theater (which would probably just get me arrested), it would be good to channel that energy into something for everyone. The result is the Sexy Men of New Moon. I can't take credit alone for this - all the girls helped pick the shots and Spank picked out her favorite sexy song. The only downside is now I am even MORE excited for Thursday!

You did an amazing job, Rain! I've always thought "If" was a hot song. Now it's like, nuclear, it's so freakin' hot.

*pauses at 0.20 mark and sings* "How many nights I've laid in bed excited over you, I've closed my eyes and thought of us, a hundred different ways. I've gotten there so many times"

Rain!!! *hugging you tightly* You slipped in a prezzie for me!!! You love me! You REALLY love me!!!

What do you mean? I thought Nathan Fillion was in New Moon! *wink*

*grumbles and rolls my eyes* I only counted SIX pictures of Jasper. You know, if it wasn't for his shaky control around the scent of human blood there would BE no New Moon.

Oh, well, I happen to think Nathan Fillion qualifies for being in the New Moon montage. Because when I think of moons, I think of this...

*scrubs the vision of Nathan Fillon's ass away by pausing at the 3.32 mark and singing* "If I was your girl oh the things I'll do to you. I'd make you call out my name, I'd ask who it belongs to."

I finally understand why you're so Nathan obsessed! C'mon girls, can you blame her? I certainly appreciate his Golden Globes. *wink*

Thank you, Meadow. I mean look at that perfectly shaped heiny. If I was with him I'd install a mirror on the ceiling. What?

Ginger, I thought you already HAD a mirror on the ceiling.

Storytime With Meadow: The Submissive

2009-11-14T00:00:00.000-08:00

Okay, admit it. You know you've heard of it. You've read the intro. You may have even read the first chapter and then decided that you just weren't comfortable reading a fic detailing the relationship between a Dominant and a submissive. Here's the thing: I wasn't either. At first. It's a credit to TaraSueMe's writing and understanding of the lifestyle that it came to be one of my favorites. Sure, there's smut. There's commands and rules and all sorts of stuff that I couldn't live with in my life.

Seriously, as a woman, I cannot imagine giving someone else COMPLETE control over my life and my body, which is essentially what a submissive does. But, watching Bella learn about herself and the man that Edward is makes me understand why she does. Despite her role as a sub, this Bella is strong and this Edward is difficult. They have to work at coming to an agreement that works for them both.

The supporting cast of characters are cannon in personality but differ in support roles. Rose is still kind of a bitch, but she's also Bella's best friend and her bitchiness is deserved. Edward is strongwilled and controlling but also gentle and cautious. If you're feeling adventurous, check this fic out. You won't be dissapointed. Especially since there's a sequel (The Dominant - The Submissive from Edward's POV) and a third installment titled "The Training." You may not embrace this lifestyle for yourself, but you'll enjoy watching Bella and Edward navigate it.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4764216/1/The_Submissive

And, on a personal note, please don't forget that The Fandom Gives Back Author Auction begins tomorrow! Check out yesterday's post here for details on how to bid.

http://www.twilightheaded.com/2009/11/own-piece-of-meadow.html

Own A Piece of Meadow

2009-11-13T00:00:00.000-08:00

On November 15th my services are going to be for sale to raise money for "The Fandom Gives Back" campaign for Alex's Lemonade. Now, before you go getting too excited, by "services" I mean my writing talents. Some of my favorite authors are also up for auction (a few of whom I plan on bidding on myself) so competition will be tough.

I have ONE thing none of the other authors have, though: Permission from the gals to include them as characters! So, what would you like to see me write? A continuation of "Surprising Alice"? A swingin' League Mansion Party? A Twilight/League Crackfic?

*raises hand with a fistful of money* I bid on the story of Jasper and Spank. I don't care where we are as long as we are not wearing any clothes. A shower scene would be nice. The water trickling down my back as his hand slowly caresses my side all the way to my .... *gives an incredulous look* WHAT?! People, it's for charity!!!

REALLY? So, you're telling me I could have my own little story about Rain and Emmett's steamy love affair in the wilderness? And, it would be written by Meadow? YES! Count me in! And, you can always throw some Edward in there too. But no Bella. Just Edward, Emmett and Rain. Sandwiches, anyone?

I want you to do a story of me and Jacob. But can you make him over 18? Kthxbai.

I'm sensing a theme... Alright, is there anyone who wants something that isn't smutty? Or at least not ALL smut? Anyone? *whispers to audience* Someone please save me...

So, here's how it works:

Follow this link to the auction website: http://thefandomgivesback.proboards.com/

My personal thread (for all your League-related fanfic desires) is here: http://thefandomgivesback.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fic&action=display&thread=49

You'll need to register with the forum in order to bid. Starting Sunday, November 15th, you'll be able to post in the forum and bid on my services (along with tons of other talented writers.)

The auction itself isn't just for fanfiction writing. The lovely AngstGoddess003, for example, is offering custom banners. Some people are auction off different fic-related crafts. There is even some signed Twilight merchandise up for grabs, along with passes to a 100 Monkeys meet-and-greet. (I'm talking to you, Spank.)

And my wonderful betas for my new fic Frozen Spring (betas are people who polish up and edit a story, for those of you who don't speak fan-fiction) Keepingupwiththekids and Dolphin62598 are auctioning off their beta services. So if you really want to write but have been afraid of improper commas (and really, aren't we all?) then this is the auction for you. (Click their names to be taken to their auction thread.)

So, please, check out the threads, browse all the incredibly talented authors and others who have donated time, energy, and goods to this auction, and then starting on Sunday, bid. Because the only thing better than having me write a story just for you is knowing that money you spent on it will help cure childhood cancer.

Also, keep your fingers crossed for me. I'm hoping to win the talented TallulahBelle, author of Elemental, and make her spill all of Kindadickishward's dirty secrets. ;)

Jackley or Spankson?

2009-11-12T00:00:00.000-08:00

Source: Twifans

"If I walked in on a girl playing the cello I might have to go buy new pants!" Jackson Rathbone.

That's it! I am taking cello lessons.

I think he looks pretty darn hot and cuddly in those pics. I'll give you that. And as for Ashley... All I see are photoshop possibilities for Spank. Like this...

I used to take cello lessons. Just sayin'. Also, a cello case would be a good place to hide a ~~body~~ souvenir from a 100 Monkeys show.

*grins and nods appreciatively at Meadow and Ginger* Good lookin' out girls.

*giggles uncontrollably while imagining Spank carrying her cello into the 100 Monkeys show*

"I don't do groups. Maybe in bed, but not in any other aspect of my life." Jackson Rathbone

Okay, color me crazy but I'm taking this as an obvious hint that Jasper wants The League. I mean look at the signs! We're a group... of girls... Right? *picks up the cello and starts practicing*

Uh, Spank? I'm pretty sure his name is Jackson. You DO know that he doesn't have vampire powers, right?

*tilts my head and looks at you confused*

Shhhh Spank. Meadow didn't mean anything by it. *hands you more kool-aid*

Junior League: Staying Power

2009-11-11T00:00:00.000-08:00

This week's Junior League Member is: Soggy Granola Girl (@squishcrunch) (AKA Gwen)

Superpower: The ability to admit I have no superpower save passion and the desire to be seen as super.

Hello League! I was working (wasting time) on Twitter and discussing cool lines from Twilight when I started to wonder. Has there ever been a book/series/movie that has had the impact that Twilight has? I mean, I love Harry Potter as much as the next 30-something woman with 4 kids. Ok, ok, maybe I loved it a little more than your average 30-something woman with 4 kids, but it didn't have the same impact the Twilight series has had. And sure, I love the classics as much as the next girl, but none of them have stuck with me as long or impacted me as thoroughly as Twilight either. I can't think of anything that drew me in as a young woman, or a child. I certainly can't come up with anything that MY mother would have gone gaga over right along side me. Did I just give those parts of my brain to my children, or is this really going to be around for a long time? The Twilight series, as cheesy as it sounds, has given me a reality check (maybe if my own husband is not as passionate as Edward it's because *I* am not as giving as Bella), improved my marriage (let's face it, their love is HOT), and given me a welcome distraction during those rare private moments where I am not wiping snotty noses or switching out the laundry. So, mighty super-League-ers, does Twilight have real staying power, or is this a fad that will be in and out as quickly as tight-rolled jeans and leggings?

I never expected Twilight to have the impact it has had on my life. No, it is not a "classic" and the movie was certainly not "Oscar material" but the story resonates in a way like nothing I have read. I think it speaks of that which is universal -- being desperately in love, feeling the excitement of infatuation, the pain of heartbreak and intense loss, the issues of grappling with life's decision that create confusion, fear, insecurity, and, yes, also hope for a happy ending. And it also has f*ck hawt vampires. That doesn't suck.

*snicker* So you're saying we all want a happy ending? Did we read the same Isle Esme scene?

*shakes head* I always improvised that part of the book. The way I read it, it had multiple happy endings.

Mmm... Me too... *shakes head to clear it* Um, anyway... Staying power... Oh, hell. That sounds dirty, too. *clears throat* Longevity? Stamina? Shit. *runs to take a cold shower*

Gosh I hope it's not a fad that will be out as quickly as it came in. WTH will The League talk about then?

*running a towel through my wet hair* Eric. In the shower. *mumbling* Dammit. *heading back to the shower*

*watches Meadow run off, shakes head, smirking* I think what my friend Meadow meant to say is that we hope it will have endurance... I mean vitality... I mean... that it never ends... that it never stops... *grabs my hair* oh my GOD! DON'T STOP!!! DON'T EVER STOP! *runs off to take a cold shower*

Mmmm.... Eric in the shower. Maybe we'll just have to expand our horizons in the future and discuss ALL the hot vamps. Or, Spank can go start her Jackson blog, Ginger can follow the career of Taybait, Meadow will become a famous writer, and I will run off to join the cast of Vampire Diaries. Mmmmm.... Stefan and Damon sandwiches.

Satellite Heart

2009-11-10T00:00:00.000-08:00

'Satellite Heart' Anya Marina

Anya Marina | MySpace Video

So, remember back when I was cracking on the New Moon soundtrack for not having heartbreaking enough music? Yeah, I stood by that statement until I saw Anya Marina's video for Satellite Heart. I get it now. If you need me I'll be in the fetal position until November 20th when Edward returns.

See, this is my point. Once you all watch the movie and have emotional ties to the music through the film, you will love the soundtrack. And, the Twilight soundtrack was all about falling in love - of course we love it. This soundtrack is about losing EDWARD, so of course it's going to be dark... and sad... and...*runs away, sobbing*

Somewhere around the 2:30 mark it became impossible for me to watch the screen *grabs tissues and crawls into the fetal position*

*scoots over to Spank, catching Rain as she runs past* We'll get through this together. *sobs quietly into their shirts*

That chick has the coolest purple leggings!!!

*throwing balled up tissues at Ginger* You have no soul!

She's a Barbie Girl

2009-11-09T00:00:00.000-08:00

Barbie Bella and Ken Edward are now available for purchase. While I commend them for getting the skin-tone on Edward appropriately dead-ish, this Bella doesn't look nearly twitchy and skinny enough to be KStew's Bella. Also, she's smiling. Where's the pout?

Oh come on, as if a Barbie doll has EVER been realistic looking. And seriously, Edward looks like he's wearing a Michael Myers mask for Halloween. There is such a thing as too white.

I think my daughter's Patrick Dempsey Barbie is going to have some competition. (Yes, I bought my daughter a Robert from Enchanted instead of a normal Ken. Ken looks like he plays for both teams ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo.)

I'm staying true to my Little Edward. Unless of course they come out with an Emmett barbie.

Oh Rain, they will just will reissue the Ken doll to be Twilight's Emmett. You know the dyed blonde gay Mattel doll.

*throws Little Edward at Spank*

I think Edward is supposed to be sparkly. I wonder if he's anatomically correct. *thinks of Vamp*

So, how many of these suckers do you think they have to sell to come out with a whole line? You know, a silver-changes-to-black Barbie Volvo? A victorian-manse-turned-post-modern-bi-level Dream House?

Hey I saw these in the store. Edward's skin is all glittery. I kept moving him to catch the light so he'd keep sparkling. Bella's doll looks really beautiful, so they obviously didn't use her as a reference.

*throws Little Edward at Ginger's head*

So, Ginger, did he twinkle when he was glittering? *wicked grin*

*snicker* Hey, look. I think I found the one they'll use for Jacksper:

Jasper can borrow Emmett/Ken's Tux if you ever want to take him out of his Homecoming Queen dress, Spank.

*picks up Little Edward and throws him at Meadow*

Sultry Bloody Sunday: Oh Louis, Louis

2009-11-08T00:00:00.000-08:00

Can we please do a Brad Pitt montage? I mean, he played a vampire in a movie! can we, can we, CAN WE?

YES!

OMG! OMG! OMG! *stops jumping up and down, straightens myself up and says very calmly* I mean, yeah, sure.

Is it possible to be in love with someone's nose?

*pauses video and looks at Ginger* Of all the body parts ... you pick ... his nose?

I'd like to lick his nose. Among other things.

*nods in agreement* You know, it seriously took me like an hour to watch this video. I paused every frame.

GOD he's hot. Is it wrong of me to hope that Shiloh marries my son someday so that my genes get to benefit from that genetic lottery?

Storytime With Meadow: Psychotic Super-Powered Vampirism

2009-11-07T00:00:00.000-08:00

Hello again readers! Today I'm bringing you one of my very favorite fics out there: Psychotic Super-Powered Vampirism by Pastiche Pen. This is an alternate universe New Moon fic. (You may have noticed that I have a soft spot for these.) Pastiche describes it as "crack-ish" because while it's not the usual third-person POV and the plot is a little out-there, it still has a plot. And a darn good one at that. Besides, what could be better than showing your love for Twilight in a humorous and slightly crazy way?

In PSPV Bella doesn't take Edward's departure well. At all. But instead of going all "I'm going to curl into a ball and wish I was dead" crazy, she goes kind of "I'm going to act out" crazy mixed with a little "I should probably be institutionalized" crazy. In the process she discovers that she has supernatural powers of her own. Say it with me: Crazy. I love it!

The story is told in varying viewpoints. We get a few journal entries from Jacob, some e-mails to Charlie from Alice, and various texts and chat-room transcripts from Bella and others. The result is seriously funny. (My favorite part so far are the text messages in Chapter 6. Trust me.) But at the same time it's a true exploration of the world of Twilight. The powers that Bella displays are as much a commentary on Canon Bella's personality as they are a plot device.

If you click the link with the banner above it'll take you to Pastiche Pen's LiveJournal page, which is the preferred place to read because she's formatted the story all pretty. It makes the flow of different communications very easy to follow. She is also on FFn, however, and you can check PSVP out on FFn here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5350096/1/Psychotic_SuperPowered_Vampirism

Kellan's a Dog (Lover)

2009-11-06T00:00:00.000-08:00

Source: New Moon Movie

It's no secret that I have a crush on Kellan, but I'm also a dog lover. No, not shapeshifting human/wolves, but dogs. I am pretty sure that Kellan and I are a match made in heaven after seeing that he is on the cover of "doggie" magazine.

This is what he said about meeting his shelter dog, "She looked me in the eyes, bowed and slowly and softly licked my open hand. As I pet this beautiful dog I realized how soft her multi-colored coat was, and felt her desperation for a real home. Our connection was so strong that it was like fate bringing us together. I knew she was the one.”

Seriously, I'm in love. I think fate needs to bring us together.

Kemmett is Team Jacob.

No, Spank, Jacksper is Team Jacob. At least Kemmett's dog is a girl. He's Team Leah.

*growls at Meadow*

"she looked me in the eyes, bowed and slowly and softly licked my open hand." WTF? Is this fanfiction doggy style?

*snort*

Eww... Don't make me search for that. I'm sure I can find some.

Wonderous World of Wolves

2009-11-05T00:00:00.000-08:00

*bouncing up and down in excitement* The wolves look so awesome I just want to jump on one and ride it!

Ginger, really, we are not an R-rated blog. *wink*

No really. I meant it literally. I think it would be fun. Think of how quickly I could travel.

So what you are saying is that you want to ride the wolves bareback?

*snicker* I still think Edward could get me where I want to be faster.

Yeah, I think I'd still like to ride a vampire... bareback.

*thinking out loud* Riding an ice cold statue vs. a warm, muscular body. Uh huh... still Team Wolf.

*shrugs* I will just take Jasper to the equator and ride him there.

Jr. League: Decisions, Decisions...

2009-11-04T00:00:00.000-08:00

This week's Junior League Member is: Loire

Superpower: Ability to control, generate or absorb water

Has anyone watched and/or read the True Blood series? Although it is to me that the worlds most handsome is Edward Cullen, I think Bill Compton is a big competition for Edward. Edward is a sweet, passionate hunk of love, but he lacks the big bad boy style that Bill has. And us girls like a bit of a bad boy, right?

What do you think, Bill or Edward?

Um, have you read book four yet? #teameric

I say Quinn. Ok ok... that wasn't one of the choices. Eric then. Dang it, that wasn't one of the choices either. I guess if I have to choose, I'd choose Edward. Bill doesn't do it for me at all.

Oh you mean we had to stay on topic? Dammit. Okay, fine then I choose Jasper. I mean, Jace, I mean... Wait? What were my choices again?

Oh, Team Edward all the way. I have to say that even in Book One of the Sookie series I wasn't Team Bill. I mean, I thought it was fine that they were gettin' it on and all, but I'd read Twilight first and Bill wasn't quite up to Edward standards. Now, Eric, on the other hand... *wicked grin*

*thinking of Eric in the shower*

Edward. Definitely Edward. Bill bugs me. He just seems so.... blah. And I prefer my vampires to sparkle and not burst into flames in the sunlight.

Hmmm... Maybe we should play Vampire F*ck, Marry, Kill. I'll go first: Eric, Edward, Bill. That was too easy.

Way. Too. Easy.

I can't play. I love Jasper too much so he would have to be both my Vampire F*ck and Marry, and I'd like to think that I kill him (again and again) with the first option on this list.

Spike, Spike, Angel

Seriously guys, you can't use the same one twice! Here, I'll do it for you. Spank, yours is "Pam, Jasper, Bill." Ginger, yours is "Angelus, Spike, James." Rain? Hmm... How about "Eric, Emmett, Bill." Hm. Poor Bill. He seems to get the pointy end of the stake.

Can I trade in my Angelus for an Eric? Because if that's my list, I'll be a virgin when I get married.

What, you don't think Angelus was hot? I guess I have a thing for baaaad vamps. Fine. *hands you an Eric*

No. And thank you. *takes Eric*

*raises hand* If I can't have Jasper for all three can I trade in my Pam for an Eric?

Girls, I'm running out of Eric. *giggling* Whatever, we all know there's more than enough of him to go around. Here you go. *winks*

Cougar Calls

2009-11-03T00:00:00.000-08:00

What is it about the guys of Twilight that has us all acting like cat-calling men on construction sites, saying the most obscene things about them as if they were nothing but pieces of meat -- tasty, juicy hot off the grill meat?

Umm... they're hawt?

Hmm... The men of Twilight in construction outfits. All sweaty and hot and whistling at us as we walk past. I like where this is going. Oh, wait... We're the construction workers? *shrugs* That works.

I'm actually really enjoying embracing my inner construction worker. It's quite freeing. The only problem is when it extends into real life. Like when I see a hottie who bears a slight resemblance to Rob Pattinson at a restaurant and suddenly I'm imagining sitting in his lap, feeding him dinner, licking his lips for him... What? Like it hasn't happened to you!

Actually, it hasn't. Where are you eating at and can I come along? (I'm not above settling for a little fun with a look-a-like.)

I don't know what you're talking about. I have only the highest respect for Jacob and his muscles, especially the one in his pants. Oh hell... I'm doing it too. *hangs head in shame*

Wait, wait! No shame! Why is it that we should feel bad for objectifying incredibly attractive people who get paid to appear on screen for us? Men have been doing it for years, centuries even! It's about damn time we admit that we are sexual beings too! Now, tell me the truth... Can you see up my skirt while I'm on this soapbox?

*looking up and nodding yes*

Good. *winks*

But seriously, you both realize that Jacob's, um, muscle isn't even fully formed yet. I mean, ladies, he's not even of age yet! I'm sure his muscle still hasn't reached it's full growth potential.

*rolling my eyes at Spank* It looked fully formed to me.

*counting out bail money*

Underpattz

2009-11-02T00:00:00.000-08:00

Sources: Spunk-Ransom and Twitarted

Okay, so I saw this on Twitter the other day and had to share. Half of me is all "OMG that's hysterical!" and the other half of me is all "I am too old to be saying 'OMG.' And also, Edward's mouth on my crotch is kinda creepy." Guess which half is winning? *wicked grin*

At least they could have chosen a picture of him with his mouth open. What?!

Do they come with absorbent lining to draw the moisture away quickly?

Some girls and I on Twitter are thinking of opening a Cafe Press store with this concept. There will be tongue represented. Who's in? *grin*

Well if Edward is on my crotch with his tongue represented doesn't that mean he's in #wearingunderpantsinsideout

Um, no. You have to buy that part separately from an adult specialty store.

*shrugs and goes back to bed with Jasper and the Vamp*

Does this come with a matching bra? Like Edward's hands as the cups?

Okay, seriously, I think I'd spontaneously combust if we combined Rob's hand-porn with lingerie. Meadow = dead.

Storytime With Meadow: Hydraulic Level 5

2009-11-01T00:00:00.000-07:00

Chances are you're reading this fic, but just in case you aren't I thought I'd feature it today.

Bella Swan and Edward Cullen were childhood sweethearts who married when they were just out of high school. When Edward left her abruptly in college Bella's heart was broken, but she has built a successful life for herself in Forks. Edward has also done quite well for himself, in fact he is a best-selling author of a series of vampire books based on games they all played as children. When Edward comes back into town, new girlfriend in tow, will Bella finally get revenge for what he did to her by leaving? What will she discover about herself in the process?

There are lots of things I love about HL5, too many to mention in detail, so I'll just point out a few. Bella is a STRONG woman. She's independent, runs her own business, and is a bit of a daredevil when it comes to her outdoor hobbies. In fact, before reading this fic I had no idea what a Hydraulic Level 5 even was (it's a white-water rafting term.) Gondolier does an amazing job of sucking you in right from the start. You really care about these characters and not just because it's Bella and Edward. Her Bella and Edward have history and the tension between them is palpable while reading it. The detail is amazing without being boring. It's not just “Oh, Edward wrote vampire books.” We get little excerpts and tidbits, and through that we understand Bella's relationship with Edward better.

I have to admit that I don't know how it's going to end and I love that. If you're looking for something different in the All-Human category you should really check it out. Truly amazing, I'm waiting anxiously for updates.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4931075/1/Hydraulic_Level_5

Sultry Bloody Saturday: Vamp-Candy

2009-10-31T00:00:00.000-07:00

We interrupt your regularly scheduled fan-fic review for a special Halloween treat from your ~~enablers~~ friends at The League, a montage of yummy goodness created by our very own Rain. Check back tomorrow for Storytime. Happy Halloween!

Instead of handing out chocolates for Halloween this year, The League is doling out the best kind of treat - VampCandy!

This is my favorite type of Candy. Are you passing them out at your house tonight too? *winks*

Remember as a kid when you'd get home from trick-or-treating and search through your bag for all your favorite treats? Well, my yummy vamp candy can be found at 0.15, 2.05, 2.15, 2.33, and 2.37. And trust, he's a treat.

Oh Rain, that was awesome! Just goes to show if you want to find the best vampire montage, you gotta make it yourself. Oh and one more thing.... *thud*

And, a big thanks to our friend Rob's Swiss Miss for the "VampCandy" term.