So we thought we should mention that Meadow retired from the League, not from life. She she exists! In fact, she's going to be popping in from time to time to comment and do some Storytime With Meadow Segments.
Meadow's also writing a fan-fic which The League will review. I just think that Meadow needs to try to spend more time writing it and less experimenting her moves in the bedroom with nightstand Edward (I hope to have one someday)...
Man, I didn't need to picture ANY of you sitting on Nightstand Edward.
You have just said the ONE thing that would turn me off. I shudder to think of having any more kids. Even Edward's or Eric's. *grin* But I don't NEED to be ovulating to be horny thinking about them. **wanders off to look at AdamAndEve.com** (Don't pretend you don't know what it is.)
Look at this: "Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience." *clicks purchase* And I will name him Jasper and I will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and pat him and ....
Ok, so does the whole "sparkle" thing matter if it's going where the sun don't shine? Also, yes, I still want to know how you hold the f*cking thing. There should be a handle coming out of the side so the user (if they don't have long arms) can use it without strain. Like a four inch rubbery bar on the right side. The good thing is, it is also useful for the left-handed client. As it can be turned around and such to suit the left handed person(s).
This would be prudent on the part of the manufacturer. Not even a video is needed, but at least a blue and white "instruction" packet like you get in the Tampax box with pencil illustrated drawings showing the vaginal opening.